It's a battle royale up in here as we pit pro wine critics against each other in this delightful tasting of eight different wines. We'll consider three reviews of each, so you can be like "What are you even on about, Tanzer?" or "pound sand, Parker!" or "Spot on as always, Robinson."

And then when we're done maybe you'll discover that your tastes line up all nice and neat like with one of the critics, so going forward you can be wine soulmates and reach for any bottle they recommend with full confidence and zero worries.

OR you'll be vehemently at odds with some of them and you'll know that you can't trust a stinkin' word outta their mouths. Grr! Either way you're gonna leave here knowing more about wine, yourself, and some people that are paid to review fermented grapes.

$20 adv // $30 door