Floriano Productions presents "St. Valentino's Massacre," a dinner theater benefiting Minerva's Roxy Theatre for one night only! It is the world premiere of the new picture from Megalomania Studios… “Silent Floozy,” starring that husband-and-wife team, Valentino Giuliani and Lacy LaRue! The evening is tainted by the murder of well-known gossip columnist and critic, Louella Novella! Her brother, Megalomania Studios head, Louis B. Chase, has hired Detective Mickey Douhan, to provide security at Big Vinny Graziano’s speakeasy, The Ritz Ratz Club. Vinny’s daughter is Lacy LaRue, a former flapper and floozy who wants to break away from silent films and graduate to the talkies! Her husband, Valentino Giuliani, wants to move up as well, but his voice is a real problem! When Louie’s wife Sylvia starts up a flirtation with Val, the evening may turn into a real massacre, but only if we’re lucky!

The buffet dinner includes baked parmesan chicken breast, pulled pork, redskin potatoes, green beans, tossed salad, and dessert. Doors open at 6 p.m., and there will be a cash bar. Reservations are due by Monday, Jan. 30.