Hey there, wine enthusiasts and alpaca aficionados! Who can resist the temptation of sipping wine with our fluffy alpaca pals? Trust me, it's an experience you won't want to miss!

Once you've got your glass of wine in hand, we'll drive our vehicles to the alpacas' "Palace" where you'll get up close and personal with these adorable creatures. And don't worry, they're more cuddly than they are carnivorous! Well, except for the occasional love nibble and maybe a playful spit if they're feeling sassy. But hey, that's just part of the charm, right?

We've got you covered with all the tips and tricks to ensure you have a flawless alpaca encounter – from deciphering their behavior to knowing exactly where to give them those sweet scratches. And hey, rest assured, their spitting game is nothing like camels or llamas; you practically need to challenge them to a duel to get a spray!

But wait, there's more! Arrive fashionably early, 30 minutes before the festivities kick off, to grab your drinks and get checked in. Then, it's off to alpaca paradise, where we'll spend quality time before heading back for some tunes and, of course, another round of refreshments. Just make sure to have your drink in hand before we set off – it's a short 5-minute journey to alpaca bliss!

Now, before you RSVP, keep in mind this event is strictly for the 21+ crowd, with tickets priced at just $20 per person (plus tax). Your ticket covers entry, but remember, drinks and snacks are on you!

Oh, and about the footwear – opt for something sturdy that won't mind a little alpaca funk. You might even want to bring a backup pair, just in case! And remember, a 48 hr cancelation policy is in effect, so plan accordingly.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us for an evening of wine, alpacas, and unforgettable fun – because getting spit on by a paca? Totally cool. See you there!