"After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
~~ P. J. O'Rourke

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."
~~ Ambrose Bierce

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand."
~~ Billy Connolly

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A typical wine writer was once described as someone with a typewriter who was looking for his name in print, a free lunch and a way to write off his wine cellar. It's a dated view. Wine writers now use computers."
~~ Frank Prial, NYTimes, January 21, 1998

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience - except that it is soluble in alcohol."
~~ Thomas Blackburn

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows."
~~ George Bernard Shaw

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk."
~~ Lee Entrekin.

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk."
~~ Lee Entrekin.

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A hard drinker, being at table, was offered grapes at dessert. 'Thank you,' said he, pushing the dish away from him, 'but I am not in the habit of taking my wine in pills."
~~ Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner

"A good rule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste and vice versa."
~~ Stephen Potter

Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner