Tidbits: Humor, Knowledge, Facts & FAQs
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The only thing that should come between people and wine is the cork." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The fine wine leaves you with something pleasant; the ordinary wine just leaves." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I drink to make other people interesting." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far away, but I will walk carefully." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I drink to forget I drink." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The butler was caught taking a swig from the red wine that was to be served with dinner. He denied having any compulsion to drink. I had opened the bottle to allow it to breathe," he explained. "But it wasn't doing very well, so I tried to give it some artificial respiration."" Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I don't drink; I don't like it ~ it makes me feel good." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
