Tidbits: Humor, Knowledge, Facts & FAQs
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"I haven't touched a drop of alcohol since the invention of the funnel." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"There are no dumb questions, only pretentious people." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"There are more old drunkards than old doctors." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I have never been drunk. On occasion, I may have been over-served." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The wine seems to be very closed-in and seems to have entered a dumb stage. Sort of a Marcel Meursault." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I have it on the highest medical authority that I will still be alive at the turn of the century! She is thrilled. ''You know what this means?'' she asks. Of course I know what it means. It means we do not have to drink up all our 1985 and 1986 Chateau Latour at supper tonight for fear I might die with several outrageously priced wines undrunk. For the first time in years, we can go to bed sober."" Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The secret to a long life is to stay busy, get plenty of exercise and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I got so wasted one night I waited for the Stop sign to change, and it did." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
