Tidbits: Humor, Knowledge, Facts & FAQs
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"Wine experts are of two kinds, gastronomic and intellectual, distinguishable according to whether, on the sight of a bottle they reach for their glass or their glasses." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I was so drunk last night, I fell down and missed the floor." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"When my mom got really mad, she would say, 'Your butt is my meat.' Not a particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered, ''Now, what wine goes with that?'" Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, 'Because I'm your father.'" Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I shall drink no wine before it is time! OK, it is time." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning, with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?" Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"This wine is particularly heavy, and is mostly recommended for hand-to-hand combat." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I only drink wine when I am alone or with someone." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"There's too much blood in my alcohol system." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
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"There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain." Excerpt from Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner |
